Its amazing just how focussed us humans are on our weight and weight issues. At least half of the ads you hear or read are about weight loss, dietery suppliments or weird contraptions designed to confuse and possibly injure even the most intelligent yoga instructor. And then the other side of things is the constant fixation with underweight celebs. The infamous Size Zero... wtf?
So half of the time we're told we're too fat, the other half we're too thin. No wonder there are so many confused individuals out there.
Michael is having a weight problem... Now, being my son, he is not so priviledged to have what I like to term a healthy appetite with a slower than required metabolism... The result is that if I do happen to have seconds(thirds?) and don't do some regular exercise, I blow up like Oprah after she's celebrated losing 40kgs... okay, not quite that drastic, but you get the point.
Anyway, Michael wasn't putting on enough weight. So C went on some pills to help the milk factory. That meant he put on 3 times as much as he was supposed to, so C cut back on the pills... This week, he lost weight... Whats up with that. He eats, burps, farts, sh!ts the same amount, but the weight gain is so different. You'd think he'd complain when he was hungry, but nooo, he just chills out and smiles at us.
So, I reckon we go for the too much rather than too little approach. Lets test to see if he has daddy's metabolism, if he does, he's gonna turn into one chubby little boiy!
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